2004-10-22 - 5:36 p.m.
I Feel Old....Hella Old
Ahh, the beginning of a lovely weekend. No work. No reason to get up early. Two days of doing whatever I choose to do or not to do. Happy days my friends, happy days. The big event this weekend will be my niece Meghan�s thirteenth birthday party. I cannot believe she is going to be a teenager. God help us all. It seems like she was just born yesterday. Man oh man do I feel old. Do I even remember being thirteen? Let me see. I would have been in the about the eighth grade, just starting high school. Yeah, in the country, where I grew up, high school was grades eight through twelve. Kinda weird huh? I don�t think I liked boys yet they were still pretty gross to me. I was smart as a whip though and a very good kid. Now my niece is in the seventh grade, the late birthday thing ya know, she didn�t fail. She is smart like her Aunt Wendy. Lucky girl. And all she and her little friends think about is boys. It is scary. Always talking about who they are �going out� with and who they are going to �dump� this week. Shouldn�t they be having slumber parties and shit like that at this age? I think so. But instead they are getting dropped off at the roller rink for five hours on Friday nights making out in the corners. They, I mean. Not my most adorable sweet niece. I will whoop her ass if I catch her doing anything with a boy. Know that. So I need to get a gift. She wants an outfit from Abercrombie and Fitch that is only like $60.00. Sorry, Meg I love you to pieces but that ain�t gonna quite happen hun. I will hook her up with a fantastic DVD video of her party. One because I am schweet like that and two because it won�t cost me much. As wild as these kids are getting, I think maybe a baby doll, Lite Brite, or an Eazy Bake Oven would make a good gift. In any event, I shall have to think of something fast, tomorrow will be here in a minute. I�m movin� on�..
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