What did you say?

warcrygirl - 2004-10-07 08:31:27
AWWWWW!!!!! Cute puppy!!!!! And such a pretty little lady you've got there. Speaking of boots, I think I have a brand new pair from last year in my closet, hmmm....

Damn, all Wendy all Day and I'm babysitting until 5 today. I'll pop back in when I can.
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HRT's Mama - 2004-10-07 09:00:28
Dear Ms. Wenderific,

My son HRT sincerely apologizes for his absence yesterday. While there is no good excuse for it, he would like to submit this one.

"I tried to comment but my computer froze up and then I couldn't get back on Diaryland. Plus I had a bunch of appointments out of the office. Oh and a boulder the size of New Jersey rolled on top of my laptop temporarily."

I cannot personally vouch for the complete accuracy of that statement, but personally honey, it sounds a whole hell of a lot better than "I forgot." So if you would be a dear and forgive his sorry ass once again I am certain that he would greatly appreciated it.

Sincerely,
HRT's Mom.
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HRT - 2004-10-07 09:03:48
Hey kid! Sounds like you're finally getting exactly what you deserve...

A couple of days off!!!!

Will you even know what to do with yourself? I mean after you sleep for 17 straight hours that is.

p.s. well we know where Jamie gets her good looks from! No, wonder she's got boys falling all over themselves for her, its in her genes. Later mamacita!
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maf - 2004-10-07 11:20:16
a wendy day. i love a "me" day - go to lunch with the girls, get a pedicure, go see a movie, get a new purse, eat some chocolate ...and love on the cute dog for a while ... damn good day. then tomorrow take your new purse, new cute toe'd self out and land you a date missy!
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Incredipete - 2004-10-07 11:36:14
But when's "Peterday" Wendy? I love the pup... what is she, Beagle-Terrier-Hound-Dachsund? ;)
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Meg - 2004-10-07 11:44:27
Cute kiddo, and absolutely adorable pup!!
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Wendy - 2004-10-07 12:05:38
Dear HRT's Mama:

Thank you for attmepting to explain your son's temporary lack of manners. I know it is hard keeping him straight. Our work as mothers is never done. Just so you know, I in no way view his bad behavior as a direct reflection on you.

I will indeed forgive your darling boy once again. I can't help it he is just so damned loveable.

Sincerely,

Wenderfific, Esquire
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HRT - 2004-10-07 12:08:53
Ok, am I the only one here who feels like he misstepped into the prequel to Hook with Wendy and Peter flying about?

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin' though...
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Wendy - 2004-10-07 12:13:35
maf: My "me" day so far: get up and kick all people under the age of thirty out the door, go on DLand and round up HRT's wandering ass, give someone a kiss for luck on an important appointment today (I'm always thinking of others--sweet like that ya know), got back in bed, get back up and phone in movie request to Mom's video store, go back on DLand to see if HRT had redeemed himself (at a boy Unc), and now am hungry as a hostage and I don't want anything here but I am a broke bitch and even though it is WENDY DAY ALL DAY none of my friends have made me a lunch offer. I even hear that one of them will be visisting the Ruby Tuesday's....going back to bed is sounding good right now.
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Wendy - 2004-10-07 12:21:09
Pete,

"Peterday" will be whatever day you want it to be. Just give me the date and I will be a celebrating fool. I will be all over it!

I wasn't sure what Sugar is so I asked her if she was Beagle-Terrier-Hound-Dachsund? She said "ARF!, Ruff-ru-ruff, R-R-R-RUFFF! ERRRUFF!!" Roughly translated, that means, "Pete! Beagle my ass! Jack Russell Terrier, bitch! You know that! Call me out of my name again and I shred you!" Her words, not mine.....
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Wendy - 2004-10-07 12:25:07
HRT, back again so soon? Keep up the good work. Mama will be proud.

And Pete if you really can fly, zoom your ass out here and bring me some lunch wouldja?
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HRT - 2004-10-07 13:37:27
Know what I used to love when I was a kid but now I'm like, what was I smoking? I used to love me a bologna and cheese sandwhich. That is one food item I literally haven't had, nor had a taste for in decades. Not that I would turn one down right about now, I hear there's a restaurant somewhere in the deep south or the midwest that serves up a smack yo mama bologna (pronounced boloney) sammach. The food channel made it look so damn good even I wanted one.
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Wendy - 2004-10-07 15:14:07
OMG! How about I considered the boloney for my lunch. I go the route of the good old fashioned "boloney burger." For those of you who don't know, that is fried, thick-sliced boloney with melted cheese and grilled onions. MMMMMMM, MMMMMM, good! It will make you smack your mammy for shizzle. I ultimately decided this would be too much work and would involve washing more dishes than allowed by law on the Wendy Day. I therefore opened a can of corn, heated it in the mikey and called it lunch. I know, I know, it is sad.
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warcrygirl - 2004-10-07 17:03:40
When in doubt, grilled cheese. With extra cheese. That sandwhich should oooze when you bit into it and not let go.

I love cheese. :D
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maf - 2004-10-07 19:46:28
3 words. fried bologna sammich. add a dr.pepper and some doritos to that and you have one DAMN happy woman.
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sassykk - 2004-10-08 18:06:22
Fried bologna sammich=true love for the sassykk. Enjoy your time off. Osrry I've been slack in commenting, however i was moving and Time "Weiner" cable couldn't get their slack asses to the new casa to hook a girl up with some access.....untill today!!!! YEAH!
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