What did you say?

Jackie - 2004-09-30 08:59:10
And doesn't Jamie know by now that you are the smartest m effer in that house? p.s. I have sudafed.
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Wendy - 2004-09-30 09:15:20
You would think she should. Yay you on the Sudafed. You are truly my friend. I will be down later to retrieve it.
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maf - 2004-09-30 09:46:59
1. i remember the last time i slammed a door in my parents house - cause when i got home from school - i no longer had a door. i was reminded that it was NOT in fact my house, as i paid NO bills and if i wanted a door, i'd have to act like someone who wanted a door. and 8. i remember the last time i thought my mom was lazy - she went on strike. no cooking, no trips to the grocery store, no cleaning, .... yeah, um. not so lazy - really not so much. and 23. ask me about the time my goddaughter started showing out and what we did to "fix" that.
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warcrygirl - 2004-09-30 10:41:48
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! Jr decided he was going to sneak into the cabinet above the oven and eat all the M&M's I had stashed up there. He then dumped an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol down the kitchen sink while The Captain sprayed my floor with Clorox Cleanup.

I tore those butts up, I'm tellin' ya! I should tell you what my mom did to my sister but that would really clog up your guestbook!
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Incredipete - 2004-09-30 11:21:38
Attention Ex: If you eff with me, I will tie you to a chair in your mother's house, and burn it down to the ground.
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Wendy - 2004-09-30 11:47:34
The important thing is maf, that you learned your lesson and learned it well. Ya gots to respect the Momster. Period! Kids don�t realize that they are the keepers of all that is dear and Holy to them. You gotta love the power! And do share the �fixing� of the goddaughter. It may be something I can use.

Thanks.

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Incredipete - 2004-09-30 12:16:02
Wendy, just be thankful I'm not posting other things...
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Jackie - 2004-09-30 12:44:24
Like what? No really I want to know.
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Wendy - 2004-09-30 13:10:43
So do I.
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Wendy - 2004-09-30 13:12:51
Maf, I will have to commission the �queens� next time my little �angel� acts up. But she is perfect in school it�s just at home that she loses her effing mind. I�m sure you will be able to devise a splendiferous plan.

Even though they are only 2 and 3 the number one worst sin one could commit in my house is to disrespect Mommy. The number 2 worst sin is to disrespect Daddy. See if you disrespect Daddy, you could lose privileges, you disrespect Mommy and you could lose your life. Now before you think this means that Daddy is soft on crime in this house, Daddy is the final Judge, jury and executioner if necessary. But don't worry, so far it's been good, but even now, we're laying down the groundwork by NOT negotiating with terrorists, whiny, screaming temper tantrums do not get far up in this mug.

Word and fo' shizzle.
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sassykk - 2004-09-30 19:05:55
Butn it up Baby!! I WAS your daughter, stil am in some respects. SO I am gonna' give you mad props right here and now for what you are in for with her. It gets a little worse as she hits the hormonal stage (you remember...). I am also going to offer up my personal stash of Valium to you. You may/will need it.
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Wendy - 2004-09-30 21:14:01
HRT, I talked to your kids and they said they ain't even scared of you! As a matter of fact they run that joint. Their words....

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