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maf - 2004-09-23 19:05:10
first - i'm first yay to me... and now you need to know something about ol allie ... i likes to call my friends and sing their theme songs to them - to make the laugh ... or be silly for a moment or to make me remember to laugh ... and i KNOW ALL OF THIS SONG ..... I KNOW IT WELL ... I WILL BE CALLING AND SINGING!!! bwhahahahhahahaha
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Wendy - 2004-09-23 19:11:53
I can't wait! We will get the Jackster on the three-way (phone call, don't get all excited boys!) and bust it out chorus style.
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Jackie - 2004-09-23 19:28:42
I love how you broke it down. more later.
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warcrygirl - 2004-09-23 19:35:41
I've heard that song before and I'm definitely NOT a country fan. You go girl!

My theme song is by Queen: "I Want It All".
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sassykk - 2004-09-23 20:43:32
You need to be "writin' some cold hard a cheatin' low down a beatin' cool ass a swingin' single sista grooves." I don't have a theme song...oh no wait... I do have one!! But it's disco....."Ya got the best of my love". I thought I was lame for getting a deaf man canned. I am she-freeking-lame. Take solace Wendy, your dland friend may suck-ass-wind but you are the cool-e-o-est!
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maf - 2004-09-23 20:52:51
and i have a gabillon theme songs ... but my country gal one is "if i had a boat" not a rockin' number - but it's lyle lovett - and that just plain can't be wrong
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Wendy - 2004-09-23 22:20:58
Off the subject. I need to vent (just a little). There is a particular person on DiaryLand that well, irritates the Holy Hell out of me. It is not anyone "here" as all my peeps are the swoolest (that would be a nifty combination of sweet and cool). I won't call any names (yet) but she tries to get a little stab in on me every chance she gets. I know it is because she is so jealous of my popularity and wit and I have tried to be understanding. I would just like to take this opportunity to say I'm about done being nice. I'm just sayin'....
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maf - 2004-09-24 06:13:51
ooh lawd and glory .... you know i'ma need details on this ... cause that's just the kinda girl i am.
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Incredipete - 2004-09-24 08:10:57
My theme song is "I'm too sexy"

I'm just saying.

Your ex is a freaking loser.
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Jackie - 2004-09-24 08:18:35
awwww shit-----wendy bout to break it down east end style. Pete-I thought your theme song was "mr clean is the man behind that shine" NO! I'm just kidding cuz I know you're a man and can take it. YOU'RE NICE
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Wendy - 2004-09-24 08:18:37
MAF, just keep it in mind as you are reading other people's comments pages. You will know who it is. BUT since I like you, if you don't figure it out before too long, I shall fill you in a bit more.

Pete, that would be a LOOZA!
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HRT - 2004-09-24 08:48:32
I fo' sho' love me some Wenderificness! I swear for a black kid who grew up as an only child in the ghetto projects and meanstreets of Souf East DC, I sho do have me some fine white sistahs now.

Ok, maybe it wasn't TECHNICALLY the projects, and perhaps I do have a few half sisters but MAF, Wenderiific, you kids are more "real" than my relational sisters.
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maf - 2004-09-24 08:51:27
ok then i know. cause i'm smart like that. and now we're sisters - who knew ... my birthday is in june - and i'll be expecting a gift :)
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Incredipete - 2004-09-24 11:01:40
Hey Jackie, thinx!
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Wendy - 2004-09-24 11:11:00
And for a white kid who grew up as one of seven in the country amongst the river people I gots me a smart brutha now. You are way more smart than my real brothers. And cuter...

I actually grew up mostly with black people. In my school, I was the minority. There were like fifteen black kids for every white kid. I bet you would have never guessed that I have had any exposure to people of the darker persuasion wouldja?

June will be a month-long celebration in honor of the Allinator! So it is written, so it shall be.
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HRT - 2004-09-24 12:09:58
At some point I will begin a 4 day series on HRT the early years. How I grew up a poor black boy only to marry a rich white woman. Ok, she might not exactly be rich, but she is mos definitely a white girly-girl.
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maf - 2004-09-24 12:19:32
ok and i'll begin the story on how i grew up a middle class white girl with a huge heart underneath her huge rack ... and how she's 34 and not married to anyone yet - tryin to not be desperate - but doesn't wanna die alone :)
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HRT - 2004-09-24 12:27:27
Maf with friends, eyes and hair like yours you won't be alone for much longer. I'd place money on that. Which reminds me anybody got any lucky numbers to play on the lottary, or should I just go with the scratch off card?
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Wendy - 2004-09-24 12:45:52
HRT is correct. maf will never be alone if we gots anything to say about it. And we do. Trust me on that!

I would love to read the histories of both of you homeslices. Let's get on that shall we?
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Incredipete - 2004-09-24 14:18:32
HRT, I highly suggest including a "69" in there somewhere...
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HRT - 2004-09-24 14:37:14
I suspect everytime the lottary number 6969 comes out the Lottary Board has to dip deep into the reserves to pay out the winners.
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Incredipete - 2004-09-24 14:40:05
I suspect you may be right about that. I know if I played the lottery, those would be my numbers...
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Wendy - 2004-09-24 14:40:28
Didn't Pete tell you...it is impossible to win the lottry. He knows EVERYTHING! Sorry Petester, still bitter about the movie call-out...
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HRT - 2004-09-24 15:06:50
Oh contrare, it is NEARLY impossible to win the multi-state-super-uber-giganto-mega-million dollar lottery. However the pick 4 games and even Keno have odds that are much more realistic, like only one in a 1000, one in a hundred even some as good as 1 in 4. Course you'll only pocket 5 or 10 bucks when the odds are better, but some days just winning at all would be fabulous.
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maf - 2004-09-24 15:15:22
don't you love how the boys here think they know EVERYthing ... cracks me up.
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Jackie - 2004-09-24 15:17:14
keno
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Wendy - 2004-09-24 15:29:15
They do maf. It is true. And you wre most keen when you deemed at least one of them a "Math Turd--I mean Nerd!"
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maf - 2004-09-24 15:39:15
i know my brother well.
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Publius - 2004-09-24 16:54:34
Being dumped SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wendy - 2004-09-24 18:10:51
Publius! Where you been? Haven't heard from you in, well never! Welcome to the fun-filled adventure that is Wendy Rules. I will say to you this: Being dumped only sucks if you are the dumpee. If you are the dumper it is like sweet victory!!
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