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Roger - 2004-08-03 01:37:38 b) why does it not surprise me that Wendy gets her panties in a bunch over people who are late and c) I've discovered, that I know the people and places that I can be late for and those who I cannot. But I will tell you this, trying to be on time almost ANYwhere with two toddlers in tow is like trying to herd cats with a feather duster and a strand of silly-string. Also, as for the party thing, you people need to get a grip, cause there are parties and there are PARTIES. Some you're supposed to show up right on time. Others if you show up "right on time" your ass is sitting there with the other socially inept people talking about their cats or how much hotter this summer was than last summer. You do that a few times and after that you really want to make sure that some of the other cool people get there first. Because as we know, cool people are always "fashionably late" cause we're out doing fabulous things... like prying a 3 year old off your leg at the babysitters then making a mad dash for the door after tripping your 2 year old. ------------------------------- maf - 2004-08-03 16:20:40 wendy, you're now officially my favorite! yay you! ------------------------------- Wendy - 2004-08-03 16:25:46 Glad to know it kid. You have impeccable taste. ------------------------------- Wendy - 2004-08-03 16:30:27 Hey maf, you must do my surveys as well (since I am your favorite and all). ------------------------------- HRT - 2004-08-03 17:39:43 HA HA HA HA HA. I'm getting my laughs in now. Because one of two things is going to happen. Either someday you will have little children and you will be amazed at how much longer things take to happen. You will learn that there are very, very small windows of opportunity that one has to make anything happen. Wait too long and you're late. Move too early and you have children in melt down. Or you will die alone surrounded by 47 cats. Either way my ample ass will be on the floor behind me as I laugh at you. As I'm doing now. P.S. I use tardiness as a means of passive aggression against people I don't like, and then I blame it on the kids. And then if someone has the audacity to make a comment about that, I have the freedom and license to curse at them, knowing no jury of my peers (other parents) would ever convict me.
Having kids does have it's advantages. Even when I'm not. And if someone points out an area where I may appear to be wrong, I will violently lash out verbally. I'm so dam predicatable there, it's scary. If I were a witch doctor, I'd curse you to have nine children with the table manners of hampsters on speed. It's just out of love baby. Lighten up. I have a solution to the late thing. Don't spend time with people. See problem solved. p.s. Again I restate. I am almost always on time to things/people I deem important. If I'm late then you know where you stand in my book.
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