What did you say?

Incredipete - 2004-07-06 23:25:21
2nd Peter 69:69. Look it up. Now.
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HRT - 2004-07-07 09:08:51
...heyyyy...2nd Peter only has 3 chapters...whatchu do, write the other 63 chapters in?

There used to be a game-show on that would have goofy license-plates that the contestants had to try and figure out. I don't remember what it was called but the host was the guy with perfect teeth, a deep dark coppertone tan and wavy black hair.

around here you gotta get creative with the license plates cause they won't let you put anything blatantly offensive on them... and yet people can say whatever the f#$% they want to on bumper-stickers. Interesting.

I always thought it'd be a great prank to get a bunch of political bumper-stickers and put the opposite candidate sticker all over the top of the stickers of some rabid supporter. I especially want to see the face of that guy when he finds it... I think I'd pee my pants...I'm so tempted to do that this political season...
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Incredipete - 2004-07-07 09:50:46
Yes, I did make up the other 63 chapters. I'm going to hell now, because of that thing about "adding to the word of god." Bummer.

Interesting that another place you can put blatantly offensive stuff is on a stranger's comments page!

BTW, HRT... you need to getcha a comments page of your own. I always read your entries, but have nowhere to voice my words of business.
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HRT - 2004-07-07 09:57:44
you gotta love hijacking someone else's comments page for your own evil devices eh?

Ya, I want a comments page but I just can't quite justify the expense yet. I'm an old school Internet user. In other words I expect, better yet, I DEMAND that all internet sites I use be free. The next time I spend $2 dollars on Internet access for use of a site will increase the amount I've spent by 2000%.
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Incredipete The Wise - 2004-07-07 10:17:20
I think your thoughts are worthy of 2 bucks, at least! But I hope you continue to use my page to voice your thoughts. That way I never miss out. Maybe I'll use my page to comment on your articles...
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Ms. Right - 2004-07-07 10:45:24
You know, you said something about what you don't like about Incredipete is the company he keeps. However, in case you hadn't noticed, ANYONE can sign a comments page. If Pete could stop people from commenting, I'm sure you'd be the first person on the chopping block! I would start a website devoted to hating you, but I'm not that much of a loser, nor am I that much of a bitch.
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Wendy - 2004-07-07 11:38:32
Well Ms. WRONG, it seems that I have made an incorrect assumption. I, for some God forsaken reason, thought that morons like you were few in numbers. However, it seems like every time I turn around one surfaces. In short, the problem with you is that you don�t know what the hell you are talking about. Pete would never, and I do mean never, want or try to get rid of me. If you would take one moment out of your insufficient little life and read his diary page, you would see that he supports me in every way. This is the one thing that makes him come close to actually being cool. The bad company I refer to is not just your run of the mill, out of the blue, signer on his comments page. It is inherently clear by the way some people (again, specifically Thea�great job on the capital �T��you are learnin�) talk, or I guess I should say write, they have, or at the very least want to make people believe they have, a personal relationship with Pete. Therefore, it is my duty as an IncrediPete promoter to advise him that he is and will continue to be judged by the shit heads who claim to be his homies. Capice? (Probably Not!)
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Incredipete - 2004-07-07 12:18:13
It has come to my attention that the poster claiming to be "Ms. Right" on this thread may actually be one of my deranged coworkers trying to stir things up with Wendy.

Wendy, you can confirm this for me so that I can take appropriate steps to prevent this person from perpetrating future frauds. All you have to do is check and see if "Ms. Right's" IP address is the same as mine. (Much like yours and BJizzle, I might add, not that I'm bitter.) To check that, just go to the "Your Comments" link, then click the link that says "click here to delete certain comments..." then pick this article, and scroll through the comments. I think you'll find that the IP is one and the same.

Get back to me and I will break said party's fingers. Ms. Right has enough problems without someone helping her out.
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Incredipete - 2004-07-07 12:19:23
OH yeah, the IP on my first comment is my home computer. The rest of them are work... that's the one you wanna check.
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Wendy - 2004-07-07 13:38:58
Sorry Petester, no can do right now. I shall check it later at the hizouse.
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Incredipete - 2004-07-07 13:48:24
I will await the results of your sleuthing with bated breath. I can't wait to break some fingers.
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HRT - 2004-07-07 14:44:22
...normally I'd say go for the thumbs, but seeing as one can type almost normally without them you best go for the fingers,or slip some wasabi in their eye drops (madprops to the Porkster(c))... then again if you go for the thumbs everythingwillcomeoutlookinglikethiscausetheywon'tbeabletohitthespacekeywhichdoeshavecertainmerits...

laterkidspeaceOUT
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Incredipete - 2004-07-07 15:11:32
I was thinking ten thousand papercuts, followed by dunking him in lemon juice.
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HRT - 2004-07-07 15:44:24
I used to work with behaviorly-challenged-emotionally-disturbed children. Believe me we came up with quite some torture ideas. Less for the kids and more for the parents who committed such vile grotesque acts of violence and neglect against some of those kids that it just makes you want to invent entire new genres of pain affliction....

if you think Abu Ghraib was bad...
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Wendy - 2004-07-07 20:52:23
Okay Freaky Pete, I checked. The two IP addresses (yours and Ms. Right) are exactly the same. Go figure.
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Incredipete - 2004-07-08 07:57:23
Just as I suspected. Let the finger-breaking begin.
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HRT - 2004-07-08 09:03:01
This little piggie went to finger breaking market, this little piggy was finger broken at home, this little piggy had a finger breaking roast beef, this little piggy had none, then this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way over to the last piggies house where the both of them were crushed by a size 12 Timberland boot...
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