2004-09-03 - 8:46 p.m.
One of These Days
One of these days I am going to have everything I have ever dreamed of in life. I mean it dammit. I am through effing around and I refuse to settle for anything less. What kind of life is it I strive for you ask? Well let me lay it out for ya�. Number one, I will make enough money to pay all of my bills�on time! I am sick and tired of sitting down each and every payday, which by the way does not come often enough, and figuring out not who I am going to pay but who I can put off for a few weeks without getting a cut-off notice. Of course these choices are limited as we must pay our mortgage and car loans regardless because a) my ass would be sprung on the streets so I need a place to live and b) by the time I get off work my dogs are too tired to walk the twenty miles back home. Speaking of cars. I will have a car payment that is not 30% of my take home pay. I ask you. How that hell did that happen? I must have smoked too much crack and had one double deuce too many before sauntering into that dealership. Either that or I should have offered the salesman a little one on one time in the back. I will also have a good husband. What is a good husband? Well for one thing a �good� husband would make at least, at least, the same amount of money that I do. I feel that doubling my income would enhance my daily life quite nicely. Also, a �good� husband will a) love me to pieces (this of course is a given), b) would love kids and small animals, c) be as smart as me (this is where it is gonna get tough), d) be faithful and e) be a good lay and a nice cuddler afterwards. As you can see, I am not a very complex person, it doesn�t take a whole lot to make me happy. But I want what I want and I will have it or die trying. Know dis!! I�m movin� on��.
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