What did you say?

Jackie - 2005-02-02 09:20:16
You brought up some very interesting points. I have been known to hang up on voice mail at work so as not to leave any incriminating evidence. As for the too personal email--well I really just don't want to work that hard. Nice to hear from you my cousin...I know it has been hard for you to get a chance to update. (hard)
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warcrygirl - 2005-02-02 09:24:54
Have we been making some home movies, Wendy? Huh huh-huh, Jackie said 'hard'.
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Wendy - 2005-02-02 09:30:35
No indeed! But I have been making some memories of the X-rated variety. That Jackie, she is a riot!
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incredipete - 2005-02-02 12:21:14
You aren't going to post those videos of us, are you Wendy???

Good to see you back on Dland!
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Jackie - 2005-02-02 12:36:07
eeww.
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Wendy - 2005-02-02 12:37:08
Nothing wrong with videos of us line dancing is there Petie?

It is nice to be back--thanks to you for the renewal. I know I am a slacker.......
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Incredipete - 2005-02-02 13:31:18
Line dancing is cool. You are a slacker.
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Wendy - 2005-02-02 13:37:29
I know I am a slacker! I said I was...dur! Thanks for the reinforcement though. Damn you are such a giver!
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Brizzle - 2005-02-02 13:41:45
Also, do not ever leave the following message: "Yeah, dis (fill in your name)and, um, I'm ain't comin' in today 'cuz I'm havin' a serious problem movin' my bowels" OR Employee: "Yeah I was on my way in but I had a accident" Supervisor: "A car accident? are you all right?" Employee: "naw, not a car accident, a accident in my pants" Supervisor: "Er, um, an accident in your pants? I don't understand" Employee: "I was tryin to make it, but I doo-dooed on myself, so I gottagohomeandchange" Supervisor: "Please do, take your time"
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Wendy - 2005-02-02 13:51:06
What you have just read is a true and accurate accounting of actual events. We apologize for the harshness and grossness of it all but it is what it is.
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Roger - 2005-02-02 17:53:52
Good to see you back Wendy. And with such words of wisdom. I don't know why you can't make home porn though. After all, it didn't affect the unknowns like Paris Hilton, Pammy & Tommy, or any one else. Did it? (snigger)
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HRT - 2005-02-02 18:19:59
Hi, you must be new. My name is HRT and even though I have posted 17.368X's more frequently than you have over the last 2 months for SOME reason you received ye olde Supergold reup and my poor, black ass is still sitting on the sidelines sucking wind and shooting blanks. But it's all good. I was planning on retiring anyway.

You know, it IS fun playing the victim/race card, now I know why so many people do it! This is great!
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warcrygirl - 2005-02-02 19:47:21
Hubby and I were thinking of making a home movie but I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror...not a pretty sight. Maybe when I drop a few pounds, otherwise it will be used as a tool to prevent teens from having sex...
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Wendy - 2005-02-03 09:08:35
Well if it isn�t my old chap, Roger! Nice to hear from ya!

Todd�s mad and I�m glad and I know how to please him. A bottle of ink to make him stink and a big fat bear to squeeze him! I love that song. Quit being a brat Unc. You must remember this: you may update more than me and you may be blacker than me, but I�m prettier. Us girls gots it like that�..just sayin�. Much love to ya!

Warcry: don�t do it girl! Don�t do it!
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HRT - 2005-02-03 14:44:56
You may be prettier, have slightly better boobs, and be a girl and all, but it's a good thing that I'm retired or I'd tell you where you can put it.

(oh wow, that came out sounding a lot more harsh than I intended, I hope that the SMART people can figure out that I'm just goofin'... as for the dumb ones... as the great Wilt Chamberlain said "fuck 'em, fuck 'em all!")
(He might not have said it, but he sure did act like he did)
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Incredipete - 2005-02-03 17:05:49
HRT, am I gonna have to buy your retired, poor black ass a Supergold? Because, if that's what I need to do, I'll do it, man. I got yo back, yo!
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Wendy - 2005-02-04 09:04:40
Ahhhh...The male bonding. Such a lovely thing it is. HRT, I know you are just goofin' dawg. Truth is, you love me like a fat kid loves cake. You know it is true.

ANybody know where my girl Allie is? She has not been to visit and that makes me vewy vewy sad. Just sayin'...
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HRT - 2005-02-04 16:13:49
Rumor states that the Allie-girl is havin' all manners of Girl's weekend in. Accompanied by the required feasting on the fried chicken and imbibing on the massive quantities of liquor with all of her gal-pals. Who knows, you too may be a receipiant of the infamous D-N-D (drunken dial)

That's what I hear from the grapevine anyway.
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HRT - 2005-02-04 16:16:35
oh and thanks dawg, if you hook a brother up with a SuperGold deally-yo, I'll make sure you get first dibs on the reinstatement of ye olde comments page.

Oh and once the Supergold goes active, I'm back in the market for an html fiend with mad-skills to whip up a n3w and improved layout fully accessible to both the windows viewers and the XML enabled Netscape, Mozilla etc.

Word and fo shizzle.
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